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Ancient THoC Texts FOUND!

Here's a piece of work we wrote that was stuck
under the old rusted out water heater
in the basement of The House of Cuckoos!
                     Here t'is:

Back Crack

"You forward the sneeze of Jesus
Into the pocket of a child's jacket
More chance, more time
freely smoke the praying knees
Monkey screams and coca-shakes
Scatters the frightened onions upon the yard
Ya like that?
A warranty on life upon a  paper game
For sale for only 2 pickles
Boy! A frosting that tastes like Boston
Placing an order is easy with accents
Back crack
Back stretch
Themes of track 8 two songs ago
Lost track
Stretch
Snort rubber cheese duckies!
Fillet of Blue Jesus
A biker's dream for Hallow e'en
Giggle-laugh at paper cuts seen
At a distance on a screen
How should one eat toast?
A uni-beard unfunny
Ancient mariner in urban tunes
A happy Santa Claus eats peas
A British major admiral
- Grandpa Borbelo Forgutten 
           Walrus, Walrus 23 -- stretch!"

Delightful. eh?